Food Post
Is craving a bad thing? These days I have been a little careful with what I eat. I mean I just don't gouge my hand out there like a Polar Bear! I take it light...just the little things to keep my little tummy happy. Until I see a new Pizza ad on TV. I really hate how those ad makers me the cheese flow in slow-mo ensuring weak-minded foodies like myself would drool over it. I change the channel and tune-in to watch some ladies' fashion. Umm...good looking women flaunting their thin lusty bodies...no...I can't...I must eat PIZZA!!
I proceed to place an order and then wait for the pizza boy to deliver all that cheesy goodness to me...and so I wait...like a Labrador waiting for his master at the door. He comes and I grab the box from him and get back inside (after conveying my gratitude to the delivery boy of course). 6 slices in 20 mins...is that a record? I am not sure. After I am done, I recline myself to rest my body. But now I am guilty...What about the "I will change my diet" promises? I close my eyes in shame and, as a sign of failure, I snore my guilt away.
The End.